GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD RUBBISH

Latest evictee from BB, 7th July 2006

By Robert Maher

And the most obnoxious woman of the week award goes to Lea, Big Brother's latest evictee. This woman has a mouth like a sewer and she embraces vulgarity with the same passion as a fly embracing excrement. "Why did you go into the house", Davina asked. "Cos I wanted to show that blondes with big tits aren't pieces of sh..", came the crass response. Lea, an ex porn star with ridiculously large breasts, endorsed the very worst negative stereo-types associated with busty blonde cosmetic surgery loving porn stars. Every time she opens her mouth, filthy expletives fly out. Much like Jodie Marsh, (former celeb bb housemate) she supposedly entered the house to change her image and alter the public perception of big breasted glamour models.

During their time in the house Jodie and Lea cavorted around like street walkers in kings cross and spoke of nothing but sex in the crudest and rudest fashion. Forever using words like cock, spunk, fuck, pussy, etc, etc, their families must be so proud. As well as demonstrating her verbal vulgarity Lea simulated a sex act with a carrot and a toilet brush. The rest of her time in the house was spent crying and whingeing. Her sickly self absorbed poor me routines matched only with her unhealthy obsession with Pete, made for repulsive viewing. Lea claims to be thirty five years old, she probably was ten years ago.

The sad thing is I fear this woman will be a role model to many in this era of ladette culture, where filthy, loud, crude and obnoxious behaviour is often viewed as a sign of strength, independence and liberation. Truth is Jodie and Lea have effortlessly contributed more to the degradation and devaluation of women than any man or porn film director ever could. They have done this by simply being themselves ie. unintelligent, common, repulsive and repugnant. The pair of them are always spouting off about what a hard life they have endured and how badly everyone has treated them, me, me, me, me, me. These self-centred emotional wrecks are shallow minded, self obsessed and disgusting. Can we not allocate more air-time to positive role models, women of intellectual gravitas and depth. Ladies whom girls can truly admire and aspire to follow, as opposed to these two a penny whores seeking celebrity status without merit, dignity, pride nor integrity.

OH DANNY BOY, MR. KIPLING'S CALLING.

Big fight live, ITV - 8th July 2006

By Robert Maher

Saturday's big fight live on ITV was nothing short of a joke. Britain's best two heavyweight's squared up for the commonwealth title and bored us silly with an embarrassing spectacle. Danny Williams gave the fight away to Skelton when he decided to gorge himself on cakes an biscuits and under-train in preparation for this world title elimination bout. It's blatantly obvious that Danny's heart is not in boxing. I understand it was his dad's dream and not his own that he become a world heavyweight champion. Sadly Williams is neither passionate, disciplined nor committed to fulfilling this dream. Instead he turned up grossly over-weight at 20 st 81b, two stone and five pounds heavier than his opponent. Danny ponderously stalked around the ring like a man treading through a swamp, occasionally falling over himself. He always looks as though he is heavily sedated, no emotion or urgency on his face. The worst possible advert for trainer Jim Mcdonnel, a so-called mind man ie. psychological motivator. I feel Jim would have more success with athletes who are at least semi-conscious. Frankly I thought I was watching Mr. Blobby sleep walking tonight. In fact a fight with Mr. Blobby could be Danny's rehabilitation bout in this current climate of heavyweight chumps.
And the new commonwealth heavyweight champion is Matt Skelton, so what!

Skelton, a former kick boxer, 39 years of age, has no finesse and fight's like a novice. Although Matt lacks in the skill and technique department, he does have heart and determination. To give him some credit he apparently trains hard for fight's and clearly has desire, fitness and a will to win. However the fact remains that tonight's farce was detrimental to the sport of boxing and an insult to the memory of great heavyweight bouts of old, Ali versus Frazier, this was not.